1. The condescending.
"Oh, how nice. So you just get to ride horses all day? That's not even work!"
Well actually, it is. Yes it's fun and I love it, but I also spend a big portion of my day shoveling poop.
Sometimes, to get days like THIS
You have days that go like THIS.
2. "That is SO interesting. I wish I could afford to do something like that! You are SO lucky."
I am lucky. No question about it. But also, I got off my butt and got myself here. With a lot of help, yes, but it's not luck. And you could do something like that, if you really wanted to. By the way, I can't really afford it. I just live in perpetual poverty because I love it.
3. The one that gets under my skin, just a little bit, every time.
"That's so nice that you can do something like this while you're young, before you settle down and get a real job."
I'm not saying I won't 'settle down.' I don't know where I'll be five years, or five minutes,from now. But I have every intention of doing this the rest of my life, if I can. It is a real job. I do take it seriously, it is not a phase.
4. The 100% guaranteed response.
"Oh I rode a horse once but he ran away/bucked and I'm scared of them now." OR "I have a neighbor/granddaughter/niece who just LOVES horses."
These last two are probably the most common. It doesn't bother me at all because it's just people trying to connect the only way they know how BUT I hear it every. single. time. "Oh that's so nice" is pretty much my standard response.
Did I miss any?